Here it is, the first post of many, a blog if you will…..I believe this was once called a diary?

I’m hoping that between myself and my good colleague we can keep this ‘blog’ updated with amusing anecdotes and quips of daily events, tales of gloom and sorrow, events of joy and glee and perhaps the old work related fact, car story, bitch about some bitching bitch or somat and “amusing funnies”.

Not a lot happening today, had a crazy hippy lunch with my sister (Kate Barden) of vegetarian tandoori cutlet and onion bhaji with lime pickle – this made my guts crazy and has since induced an unscheduled evening poo.

Had a pretty good iTunes battle with Scott in office v3.1 today – I won with The Frog Chorus, I think Scott may disagree with his Carpenters into Rainbow cross fade though.

Dion and Helena came to the office to borrow the massive bass amp, good to see them again. Updated Three S Films website for Mitch – www.threesfilms.com

Keith fitted electrics to office v4.0 – and I have to say, the best office yet by a fair distance!!
Oh yeah, Nigel phoned me last night with a definite date for closing the Bosuns – big story to follow……as well as links to the famous ‘Locker’ script…..which also leads to tales of woe…..another big story to follow.

Im off to slap on a Columbo and polish some car parts that arrived today

me today

M’great mate (and colleague) Mr Tom Barton has allowed m’self to quite literally contribute in an hilarious manner to his newly constructed blog type thing. Incredibly exciting news and other kinds of article type malarkey is sure to ensue…

Last Peep Show last night, Jez pissed himself in the church and I nearly pissed myself watching him piss his self…brilliant

Took Austen to B&Q today, I will never take him to the pluming isle again!! It was like the extras in Borat – “what’s this do daddy?” was asked about every single plumb fitting in the universe… Still its nice that his trouser now fit. Spent half a day at Jeffs garage fitting bits back on the never ending mk2 escort zetec project I have going on, its looking amazing and not far off being started up and there’s even talk of the mot being carried out soon? (more info)

Left the garage to watch the FA Cup final at Scott and Kates – crap game, great result 1-0 to Chelsea (Drogba 116).

Its an evening in with Laura Ann Duffin, Home and Away, Blush wine and the latest episode of Lost – I wonder if Bills still a massive Lost fan?

Not a lot else happening today so I’ll sign off with a quote from the mighty Quincy ME

“The apparent cause of death was a short temper and a desperate need to solve the problems of our society”

Tonight will be my first timed attempt at a Melon Off, i will post the time in my next entry.

Writing this with the exuberant and simultaneously hypnotic sounds of Jimi Hedrix in the background – cant believe I missed the history of rock on BBC1 last night….too busy thinking about the melon off I guess?

Hit the street of St Ives today looking for trainers for Brody, came back with a pair of cool converse with sharks on, then went to the Duchy Capri Club meeting at Flambards. The kids cried and it rained despite it being red hot and super sunny everywhere else in Cornwall. Saw a few good cars but couldn’t stay long as everyone was moody and crying – did laugh to myself when I remembered the office insult of the week ‘Gypsy Hole’ although I think this may be substituted this week for ‘Piss Kidney’.